I usually hate the theme park, it’s always so crowded and the rides kinda suck - except for a few - and everything is overpriced. But I get to go next Saturday! Hooray! Gonna go with my bestie Naomi and her friend. Dunno who else is going, though.

And I’ll be doing something on Friday as well. Hooray, somewhat of a social life! Actually, it’s like a shadow of what I used to do. It used to be that I was busy nearly ever single day doing stuff with friends . I was hardly ever online at all. Oh well.

Sometimes I prefer the internet to real life. I mean, it’s just so much easier to deal with people. Got someone you don’t like who’s annoying you? Block ‘em, they’ll never know. It’s so easy! I wish I could block some people in real life. Push a button that puts up a solid wall so I can’t hear or see them. Now that would be freaking awesome.

On a side note, Mario was in the industrial part of Seattle last night apparently, at around 3am or so. He called and told me about this guy who kept moving stuff out of some dark building into a car that held a couple people, then came out of the building again with some girl… 0_o MAFIA.

I should’ve told him to take pictures, lol.

So we all have figured out that I have no life now, right? Well, here’s the proof. What would any normal socially active eighteen year old do on a Friday night? Depending on their preferences, I’d say they’d be out with friends doing something. Generally something illegal. [Of course, legality only comes into play when you get caught, heheh...] So be it partying, kicking back and smoking weed, or just using a five finger discount at the mall… Generally they’re out doing stuff.

But not me! Well, I guess it’s a good thing I’m not doing any of those things [anymore], but it would’ve been nice to get out and wander around with friends or something. But Naomi, my bestie, was busy with her grandparents and there isn’t really anyone else to hang out with… Or at least, there’s the friends I talk to occasionally and I’d feel rather awkward calling them and up and saying, “Hey! It’s Friday! I have nothing to do, wanna hang?”

Now, what really gets me is that instead of doing such a thing, I just sit my ass down in front of the computer and slide on in to my Gaia routine. Which mainly consists of bar hopping virtually. See, there’s a forum called Gaia Commerce in the roleplay section of the forums… That’s for all the bars and night clubs and hotels and whatnot. There’s even a brothel! Is it bad that two of my characters work at this brothel? [Although, yesterday one of them exposed herself in a very hilarious way before walking in on the Brothel Master fapping. Fapping, for those of you who do not know, is masturbation in internet lingo.] Anyway, that’s not the point…

During all this roleplaying of mine, I get a message from someone who seriously wants to see my naked ass. I should’ve expected this since he found me in the Brothel. Go figure. Well, just because my characters are sexually charged whores doesn’t mean I am! Eventually I got him to drop the subject, but only because I mentioned that I’d gotten into an argument with my friend Mario, the frat boy. And this brought on an argument about fraternities, for and against.

Now, I don’t particularly care for fraternities or sororities. I’m aware that they churn out some good people, but the vast majority of those people start out as the popular kids I usually dislike. I dislike the kind of games the girls play, I dislike the style, I dislike the general music favored by them, etc. It’s a big ol’ helping of ‘I DO NOT LIKE YOU.’ But I am also aware that not everyone is the same, so why should I loop them all together? When I first met Mario and found out he was a frat boy, I know some who would’ve been all, “Oh. Ew.” And immediately ignored him. But that would be biased in a way. No, I enjoyed talking to him so I merely mentioned that I dislike that whole scene. Because it is a scene, sort of.

Now this guy, his username and character name is Shadow, automatically said, “Why waste your time? He’s a frat boy. They’re all the same.” And proceeded to go off on some rant about how all those kids care about is sex, partying, and their social status. At first it pissed me off, because I’m well aware that Mario is not like that at all. So I started to defend him. But then he just started spewing some really stupid stuff. Like, whoa. So I do what I never thought I would and actually argued for fraternities and sororities. Odd for me. Though I was really only trying to prove a point.

So this goes on for a while. And then Mario takes over and completely disproves everything Shadow was saying, much to my amusement. But hey, Mario’s a poli sci major. I wouldn’t be surprised if he could argue someone to their deathbed. That kid knows his stuff. Anyway, while this is happening, I’m discussing it with another friend of mine who happens to be the Brothel Master, Angel. And I got a rather amusing idea.

So, I’m kinda chunky. But I’ve wanted to lose the weight for some time now, get back into those size seven jeans I was wearing in like, 10th grade. And I thought, wouldn’t it be so amazingly awesome if I lost all that weight and became one of those girls with an awesome body and joined a sorority… Just to be ME. As in, drive them up the wall. Sit there and play video games, wear jeans and a band tee everywhere, wear as little make up as possible, and kick it with the guys. Because that’s how I roll. Oh, and blare loud Motley Crue music every weekend. xD I’m sure the girls would loathe me. Okay, the guys might think I’m pretty weird too, but I’m fairly certain everyone thinks I’m weird. So that wouldn’t be much different.

It’s like motivation almost… Sort of… A little bit… I totally want to do that now. And when I told my mom, she said she used to say the same thing and never did it. So maybe I’ll do it for both of us. xD

I don’t think she thinks I’ll do it… But I will find a way!

….Tomorrow. xD

First off, for all those dirty minds out there… No, my hand hurting has nothing to do with masturbation. As far as I know. *sweatdrop*

Actually, I’ve been working on some art commissions I’ve had building up from the past two weeks. I have a habit of accepting large bribes to do something I really dislike doing… Couples. I seriously cannot draw guys, and it can be pretty hard to find a couple shot that’s PG-13 with the main focus on the female. So references are few. Anyway, just thinking about getting to those commissions put out of the artistic mood, but with hardly anyone online in the mornings and my mom deciding to “sleep in” [yeah right] I found I had nothing to do! So I busted out the paper and pencil and massive eraser. The eraser is a MUST. Seriously.

Aaand yesterday I decided to be a bit lazy and not go to work… So I had the opportunity to get those pictures scanned and colored! Yay! But after a day of drawing and coloring for so long, my hand is killing me. And so is my back. How that works, I’m not sure. Probably the hunching over and stuff…

Anyway, I have a tendency to draw my art a little bit - okay, very - sexy and revealing. And with massive breasticles of course. Can’t go wrong with the large rack, y’know? [In fact, that's probably why my back is hurting...]

Anyway, here’s the art. =]

Bear with me here, I’m half asleep. ;_;

So I decided to try this out. But my dear mother decided to stay home two mornings in a row, which leaves me with no access to a scanner for artwork or a working machine to hook up my camera to. So I decided to use this picture:

Yes, this is a picture of my ass. With the name “Drake” on it. Consider it a gift to a friend? Took this when I first got my camera and Drake was actually talking to me on a regular basis. Basically, it’s a sign for him to stick where ever he wants. Personally, he can shove it up his ass now for all I care. In fact, I’d like to do so for him. Along with shoving my foot up his ass…

Once again, I didn’t have too much to write about, but I do remember this list of book titles my friend had found back when I was at a sleep-away horse camp called Rawhide Ranch. She sent probably over 100 pages of jokes, stories, and pictures. It was seriously awesome. I used to keep them in an old laptop case. Anyway, these are some of my favorites. Enjoy!

• You Are Different and That’s Bad.
• The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
• Dad’s New Wife Timothy!
• Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share!
• The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
• Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
• All Cats Go To Hell
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched
• Some Kittens Can Fly!
• That’s It, I’m Putting You Up For Adoption! [I've gotten that threat before. Love you, mom!]
• Grandpa Gets a Casket
• The Magical World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
• Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
• The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy [my personal favorite.]
• Strangers Have the Best Candy!
• Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
• You Were An Accident
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• “Pop! Goes the Hamster!”… And Other Great Microwave Games
• The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
• Your Nightmares Are Real
• Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
• Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
• Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket Be Friends?
• Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Now, maybe it was just the fact that I was like, fourteen years old, but I found these hilarious. …Alright, so it can’t be the age, because I still find them hilarious. But hey, it’s 10:44 and I literally woke up about… Well, 44 minutes ago. Jeez, my mom takes the morning off and she’s still up earlier than me!

There is something wrong with that woman. I just have to figure out what so I can use it to my advantage.