Once again, I didn’t have too much to write about, but I do remember this list of book titles my friend had found back when I was at a sleep-away horse camp called Rawhide Ranch. She sent probably over 100 pages of jokes, stories, and pictures. It was seriously awesome. I used to keep them in an old laptop case. Anyway, these are some of my favorites. Enjoy!
- You Are Different and That’s Bad.
- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
- Dad’s New Wife Timothy!
- Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share!
- The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- All Cats Go To Hell
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly!
- That’s It, I’m Putting You Up For Adoption! [I've gotten that threat before. Love you, mom!]
- Grandpa Gets a Casket
- The Magical World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy [my personal favorite.]
- Strangers Have the Best Candy!
- Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
- You Were An Accident
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- “Pop! Goes the Hamster!”… And Other Great Microwave Games
- The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
- Your Nightmares Are Real
- Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
- Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
- Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket Be Friends?
- Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Now, maybe it was just the fact that I was like, fourteen years old, but I found these hilarious. …Alright, so it can’t be the age, because I still find them hilarious. But hey, it’s 10:44 and I literally woke up about… Well, 44 minutes ago. Jeez, my mom takes the morning off and she’s still up earlier than me!
There is something wrong with that woman. I just have to figure out what so I can use it to my advantage.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
I take back on what I said about reading these to my nice. X3
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Hate to say this, and I am certain you may have been expecting it…but hell yes, from what I can remember, and what I can gather now… “Like Mother, Like Daughter”….Tee Hee!
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Heya, I am 44 and find this post…Frikkin Hilarious…
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:13 am
Someone ought to inject that damn cat with Leukemia…
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
@Angel;; Bah! I told you, haha! *snuggle*
@Bella Daddy;; lol I doubt she likes that, I’m far too lazy for her to take that as a compliment. xD
@Fab;; … I have no response for that, lol.
Thanks for stopping by guys!
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
Yeah, the Absurdist thinks the apple don’t fall far from the tree either.
Winters last blog post..Socially Dead
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 am
I’m lazy too. But for reasons that have to do with being old. You have no reason to be lazy, girl! Now go take out the trash!
Winters last blog post..Socially Dead
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Will have to remember that I can make the kid take the garbage out by posting in her comments….Does this approach work on myspace too?
Wait?!?!? It didn’t work, did it?
Vixens last blog post..Wordless Wednesday-I have no idea what this face is but I love it
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
@Vixen;; lol no, it didn’t work. She’s still trying to get me to take out the trash. Not gonna, not while there’s a hot neighbor outside. *pantpant*
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
He’s not hot. He’s po’ white trash.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:14 pm
…He’s still hot. >_>
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
LMAO…I had to do a double take when I first went down the list of books! It dawned on me that they didn’t sound very kid friendly LOL! These books would be perfect for the Addams Family, don’t you think?
Shiny Girls last blog post..Home Sweet Home?
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
LOL I’m glad you enjoyed it! I’ve been laughing at ‘em for years.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
LOL those were pretty funny.
That reminds me of one from a rejected Dr. Suess list of books:
Horton Hires A Ho
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/8f/Hortonhiresaho.jpg
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:55 pm
xD I’d buy that book in a heartbeat!
April 24th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Sorry to tell ya but you will take after your mom more and more before you life is over. Wow, I just heard that groan from here. I did that to when I noticed how much like mine I was turning out to be.