So, my mom and I went to meet Hilly [snackiepoo] last night. I had a good time. Except, they both got to order margaritas and when it was my turn to order a drink, all I could say was, “I’ll have an iced tea.” [On a side note, three glasses of iced tea while sitting around that long is not a good idea if you don't plan to use the bathroom until you get home.]
Anyway, you might’ve guessed that Hilly was dishing out info about TequilaCon. WHICH I WANTED TO GO TO. Except, you know, the whole under 21 thing. *sigh* I just don’t get it. We’re old enough to drive, smoke, and vote… But we’re not old enough to handle alcohol! We can drive around in these big machines that kill, maim, or just cause a general amount of destruction and chaos, but we’re not old enough to order a margarita. It just doesn’t make sense to me.
Anyway, back on subject… Hilly kind of nodded at me and said, “Oh, you were talked about!” I was like, “O rly nao?” [Translation: "Oh really now?"] Which is how I found out that my ass was one fo the topics of discussion. My ass. I mean, come on… MY ASS.
I’m not offended! Far from it! I feel as if I was there in spirit because of all things, MY ASS was a topic of discussion. It brings tears to my eyes…
…Okay, I’m lying, it only makes me grin a bit, but that’s not the point! I’m flattered that people actually think I have a nice ass. I mean, it wasn’t a very good photo or anything… And my ass goes beyond a J.Lo butt.
So to all those who talked about MY ASS [!!!] at TequilaCon… Thank you, for bringing me along in spirit. Heheh.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
You make a good point about the drinking age. My fiance says if you are old enough to go to war, you are old enough to drink, smoke, go to strip clubs and be treated with more respect. I tend to agree.
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May 9th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Woohoo! I’m not alone in my beliefs! =D
May 9th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I sort of agree. I really think the drinking law should reflect how mature and responsible you are. Ergo, if you take the TRASH OUT without having to be asked EVER, you should be allowed to drink.
I too think it was kinda cool that they talked about your ass at TC08.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Hi! I still haven’t seen the ass in question, but I imagine it’s likely a fantastic one if it provoked conversation.
I’m one of those folks who thinks the drinking age should come down and the driving age should go up. Make the age 18 or 19 for driving, drinking alcohol, entering the military, buying pornography or handguns, etc. I think it only confuses the issue when there are so many different interpretations as to at what age one is considered an “adult…”
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May 9th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
@momma;; Eventually…
@shiny;; That makes sense to me! I like that. Run for President. I’ll vote for ya! xD
May 10th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Oh - and I just saw the ass picture. Hot! (Although I just think it’s weird* that your mom is the one who was excited to point it out to me.)
* Weird hot? Or weird wrong? Jury’s still out on that one.
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May 10th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
As Fab says, I’m good at producing a hot ass. I guess he means that’s something I should be proud of. Altho, I’m not sure if he means I should be proud of producing it or just proud of the ass itself…
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May 12th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Shiny as president….that would be intersting.
As far as the drinking age goes I agree with Shiny. I was glad that I got to drink when I went to S. Korea at the age of 19. I was old enough to be 10 miles away from a country that can blow my ass to hell but not old enough to drink legally? Yeah right. Having many many many drinks is the only way I got through Korea without going nuts.
Plus, honestly there really isnt a bunch we can do there. Not that many South Koreans like us being there anyway. Especially the younger generation. Spring time in Korea meant 2 things… fertizler on the fields and protests.
The crap on the fields was not only animal but human. UGH!!! THe protests where always outside our base. One time we decided to spread some joy and had a bbq right by the fence. Amazing to me why they didnt want the ribs or a beer. We was just trying to spread around some friendship.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Oh and take out the trash.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Winter–I think is both. You deserve much credit for producing that ass. Hopefully she will carry it proudly.
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May 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I have a fat ass….
@Mary;; I’ll get to it. xD
May 15th, 2008 at 5:22 am
I don’t think anyone under the age of 43 should be able to drink. That leaves much more for me to imbibe. Cheers!!
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