Well! I think it’s about time I try out my little idea. That would be my Weekend Review for Mondays. If I’d slept any longer, it would’ve had to wait ’till tomorrow. Luckily, my cat is persistent when it comes to getting what she wants. I still don’t know what she wants, but she’s pretty persistent in getting me up.

Let’s see… Friday night I headed off to church for a few hours. I didn’t plan on staying at the youth group, really. I only went to see the few people I actually enjoying talking to there. Which would be James P, his girlfriend Brenda, and a few others. Very very few, actually. And my friend James… We’re just gonna call him Parra ’cause otherwise this will get very confusing. So, Parra pulls out a knife and starts towards this girl Tiffany. I know, it sounds terrible, but he usually knows what he’s doing and he wasn’t actually going to hurt her. Except, I have a habit of pinching his nipples through his shirt when he’s not paying attention… Well, I guess I did it a bit hard, ’cause he screamed like a little girl and swung the hand with the knife up in surprise…. and nearly hit Tiffany in the face with it.

So Parra turns to me and yells, “That freaking hurt!” And I’m standing there cracking up, saying, “You scream like a little girl!” And Tiffany’s eyes are all wide and she starts hitting Parra yelling, “You nearly stabbed me in the face!”

Fortunately, that didn’t set the tone for the weekend. My other friend James picked me up not too long after. I’ve known him for seven years, so I don’t mind running around with him. We picked up another girl, Jessica, whom I’ve known for about two years now and basically spent our time at James’ house as well as this outdoor mall called The Block. Now, this mall really is about a block. And the way things are set up, it’s basically one big circle. I don’t particularly like going there much for the simple fact that there’s only so many times I can walk around in a circle and be entertained. That was my night. =|

Well, Saturday was more interesting. James picked me up and we went to get Jessica of course. We headed back to James’ house and watched comedy on youtube. Honestly, youtube is amazing. Except when you can’t find what you’re looking for. Anyway, I talked them into heading to the beach, so we went out to Newport and walked around. Now, it’s been really hot lately so Newport Beach at night felt awesome. It was actually kind of cold! Anyway, we sat around looking at pretty expensive cars and drunk people passing by. I kept wondering if it was really safe to be wandering around a busy street filled with drunk people… But nothing happened, so it doesn’t matter now. =D But this is where the pimp part comes in… James has a lot of female friends. And he walks sort of fast… So it basically looked like this 5′6 guy wearing a Pirates of the Caribbean sweater-jacket-thing had two busty young girls following him around… James is officially the pimp of the group.

We stopped to get food, dropped off Jessica, and I went to stay at James’ house. The most uncomfortable night this week. Yeah, I’d slept over before so that was no big deal. But he has top bunk in his room and it’s a twin size and half filled with stuffed animals ’cause apparently he collects them. Add in that he sleeps in boxers and frickin’ radiates heat, and… Well, I was seriously burning up and it wasn’t because because of his drop dead sexiness. [/sarcasm]

I got home early Sunday morning and slept ’till sometime in the afternoon. Get a text from James wanting to know if I’d like to go to his house ’cause he’s freakin’ pissed and needs someone to keep him company. So I agreed. Found out he’s pissed ’cause the parts he ordered for his motorcycle, that cost him $400, had been delivered… But not to his house. Apparently UPS got the address wrong. So he was freaking out thinking he’d just lost $400. I’d be pretty pissed off too.

Sunday was actually pretty boring. I just sat around with James all night. I got a new knife though, yay!! And came home, remembered my cat had puked on my bed and I didn’t have any clean sheets, so I had to strip off the sheets and sleep on a bare mattress with just Tyler’s fuzzy leopard print blanket. And the kittens DROVE ME CRAZY. Apparently, when I lay down to go to sleep, that’s their cue to scramble onto the bed and run around in a crazed kitten frenzy. Ugh.

I need to find homes for them NOW.

Well, this is the song I heard the most this weekend, so… Here’s Tool with The Pot. =3