Uhm. It was fun.

Haha, I don’t even know where to start. I’m feeling lazy right now. There was nipple rubbing with Jester and Dave, zombies, alcohol, boobs, and the passing around of pictures of cute guys on my cell phone. Some singing along to Hit Me Baby One More Time, some dancing in seats, some spanking.

You know, the usual.

Oooh, and I had large, hand-packed balls for dinner. They were a bit spicy. Who ever heard of meatballs with jalapenos in ‘em?

Hmm, let’s see… Jester and Uncle Monkey Boy were adorable together. And they’d both turn anxiously to see when I oooh-ed over a cute guy passing by. I love gay guys, seriously. So much more fun than girls.

I got caught like a deer in headlights in more than one picture. It’s sort of odd being the youngest one there. Actually, it sucks because that means I CAN’T DRINK. LAAAME.

Anyway, we all split up a bit after a while and me, my mom, snackiepoo, Jester, Uncle Monkey Boy, othurme, and Karl all went to this art show. Jester and Karl got some colorful art done in their hair, while I was given a beehive decorated with fake pink hair. How wonderful. But my talented self managed to get it untangled and back to its sleek-ness in the car with my amazing[ly expensive] hairbrush.

And the next day, me’n my mom headed over to snackiepoo’s house to hang with her, Jester, Uncle Monkey Boy, Karl, and othurme again. We had giant pizzas covered in cheese and meat and alcohol and fun times. Uncle Monkey Boy provoked snackiepoo’s cat into attacking his feet, which was relatively amusing.

And we got our very own live gay porno, complete with spanking and lost jewelry! …Alright, so we just wish it was a porno. Jester and Uncle Monkey Boy were fooling around. BY THE ALCOHOL! What if they’d knocked it over?! That’d be such a waste… But yes, UMB lost an earring, which I found for him on snackiepoo’s carpet. And we all sat down for some Rockband action, with snackiepoo singing, me on guitar, othurme on bass, and a switchoff of Jester and UMB on drums.

It’s interesting when you’ve got nearly everyone in the room singing along to the song.

And so ended a fun-filled weekend. Not a very good recap, but I’m lazy. Toodles!

Oh, and be sure to stop by again soon, I’ll have an interview up with Justin Emord soon! Once I’ve got enough damn questions the ask him… Speaking of, if you have any questions you’d like to ask him please leave ‘em in a comment!