A series of Omegle conversations back when I trolled the site (omegle.com) and posted these on the World of Warcraft Paladin forums. This isn’t all of them. I may hunt down the thread and post the best ones later.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you sunk my battleship.

You: OH SHIT

You: I WIN THE GAME

Stranger: you sunk my battleship.

Stranger:

You: LOL nub

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Do you fancy a bum?

You: Wut wut in da butt?

Stranger: Wanna do it in my butt? In my butt?

You: Let’s do it in the butt, OKAY

Stranger: I feel you watching me, over there

You: Come to me, if you dare

Stranger: Don’t sit and stare, it’s just not fair

You: hoshit, i got lyrics wrong. FUCK ME IN THE BUTT.

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i love you already

You: Why is that?

Stranger: cause i think ur a mushroom

You: Really?

You: I’ll make you trip out, promise.

Stranger: yeahh yummy

Stranger:

You: I’m also quite delicious

Stranger: yeahh u f or m

You: Pshhhh mushrooms don’t have genders, idiot!

Stranger: im not the fucking idiot

Stranger: you dick head

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im gay

You: WUT WUT IN DA BUTT

You have disconnected.