Sissies Stay Home!

Why hallo thar! I’m Motley, Winter’s PITA. For those of you who don’t know Winter [my mom] or what PITA stands for… Well, I’m a Pain In The Ass. Apparently. Like I would know? Anyway, I was born May 16th, 1989. So you do the math to find out my age. Born and raised in California, and… Only proud of that sometimes. Honestly, I took a California Government class and all I learned was that it’s one fucked up state.

I’ve got a wonderful, loving mother by the name of… Who am I kidding? My mom’s a bitch. BUT, she’s a cool bitch, and I love her lots. Except when she yells at me, then I don’t like her so much. Anyway, we’ll just call her Winter. We have three cats, one of which is my psycho kitten Neko. You’ll hear plenty of things about them, most likely. That’s about the extent of my family these days, though you’ll probably come across a mention of my dad once or twice. He doesn’t talk to me anymore, though.

Apart from my family, I’ve got a few friends. There’s Tyler, the ex-boyfriend. And bestest friend. He’s still in high school and he lives in Bakersfield, so he’s about three hours away from me by car. Naomi has been my best friend since 11th grade. We’re the Terror Twins, actually. We’ll drive you insane if we don’t kill each other first. As you might have guessed, I have no social life really. Apart from Fridays and special occasions. Almost every Friday Naomi and I go to youth group and grab some dinner on the way. Occasionally there will be other people with us, but usually not. And every once in a while we head out to Disneyland or some other theme park; maybe a concert or a shopping trip. Outings like that are pretty rare though. A few friends who may also be mentioned:

  • James K. - He’s nearly 21 and I’ve known him for about seven years. He’s a good guy, despite his “I don’t give a fuck” attitude.
  • Adrian - Heh, one of my ex boyfriends. He’s a good guy though, I’ve known him for about five years. One of James K’s friends, too.
  • Jessica - I’ve known her about three years now. She’s a good person to hang out with. Smart, funny, etc.
  • Elissa - She works at Watson’s, where Naomi used to work. She comes to youth group and dinner with us occasionally.
  • Jared - Another ex boyfriend. We’re still friends, he apparently has a crush on Naomi but he won’t ask her out.
  • James P. - Dude, he is freaking amazing! Also known as Nazi Boy, and my mom dubbed him Satan ’cause he got kicked out of youth group once. Long story. I’ll probably mention him as Parra.
  • Dave - Not really a friend, but he’s the youth pastor.

For the most part I spend my time working in the afternoons [at a mortuary!] and sitting on my ass in front of a computer. The main site I frequent is called Gaia, a sort of forum based MMORPG. I sell artwork for people on the site, and I do some roleplaying. Friends from the site that might be mentioned:

  • Mario - He’s seriously awesome. Bit of a jerk sometimes, but that’s men for you. He’s three years older than me, a political science major, and a frat boy. Do I need to say much more? Anyway, I spend a lot of time talking to him.
  • sticky, or Laleh - A fellow artist. I order art from her constantly! I’ll end up posting it, too.
  • steph - she’s another artist, she does pretty sexy art. And she’s such a sweetheart!
  • Chains - Her name’s actually Jessie, I believe, but I always call her Chains. Another artist, she does watercolors. Beautiful art, really amazing.
  • Ryan, or Crim - Yet another artist, and fellow roleplayer. He’s a snarky sarcastic bastard. But I do so love to tease him.
  • Angel - She is amazing. <3 My RP love interest. Sort of. Anyway, I’ll rant about goings on with her soon enough.

That about sums up the people in my life who will in all likelihood be mentioned. They help make me who I am and help shape my views on life. Now we’ll really get to me! I’ll try to keep it short, I promise!

The Gist:

>> Music = life.
>> I’m a true Taurus. ^_^
>> Literacy/spelling/grammar freak, FTW.
>> I suck so bad at drawing guys. D:
>> I love a man in tattoos.
>> I also love men with long hair.

Likes

>> Reading
>> Drawing
>> 80s music <3
>> Motley Crue & Cinderella
>> Sushi
>> Love Spell from Victoria’s Secret
>> Italian food
>> Knott’s Halloween Haunt
>> Halloween in general
>> Key Lime pie
>> CSI Las Vegas
>> text messaging

Dislikes

>> Onions
>> Rap music
>> Extreme temperatures [really hot or really cold]
>> Cockroaches
>> n00bs
>> Having nothing to do.
>> Illegal man-made drugs.
>> Narrow-minded people.