Sissies Stay Home!

Why hallo thar! I’m Motley, Winter’s PITA. For those of you who don’t know Winter [my mom] or what PITA stands for… Well, I’m a Pain In The Ass. Apparently. Like I would know? Anyway, I was born May 16th, 1989. So you do the math to find out my age. Born and raised in California, and… Only proud of that sometimes. Honestly, I took a California Government class and all I learned was that it’s one fucked up state.

I’ve got a wonderful, loving mother by the name of… Who am I kidding? My mom’s a bitch. BUT, she’s a cool bitch, and I love her lots. Except when she yells at me, then I don’t like her so much. Anyway, we’ll just call her Winter. We have way too many cats. You’ll hear plenty of things about them, most likely. That’s about the extent of my family these days, though you’ll probably come across a mention of my dad once or twice. He doesn’t talk to me anymore, though.

Apart from my family, I’ve got a few friends. There’s Tyler, the ex-boyfriend. And bestest friend. He lives in Bakersfield now, so he’s about three hours away from me by car. As you might have guessed, I have no social life really. Every once in a while we head out to Disneyland or some other theme park; maybe a concert or a shopping trip. Outings like that are pretty rare though. A few friends who may also be mentioned:

  • James K. – He’s 21 and I’ve known him for about seven years. He’s a good guy, despite his “I don’t give a fuck” attitude.
  • Rebecca — AKA Legend. She’s a really amazing artists and a damn good friend too.
  • Jared – Another ex boyfriend. We’re still friends, he apparently wants to live with me because he’s always loved me or something.
  • James P. – Dude, he is freaking amazing! Also known as Nazi Boy, and my mom dubbed him Satan ’cause he got kicked out of youth group once. Long story. I’ll probably mention him as Parra.

For the most part I spend my time sleeping until sometime shortly passed noon and then playing World of Warcraft and chatting online. At least, this is what I do now since I can’t seem to get a job. The main site I frequent is called Gaia, a sort of forum based MMORPG. I sell artwork for people on the site, and I do some roleplaying. Friends from the site that might be mentioned:

  • Scottie – He’s such a sweetheart!! A bit weird, but aren’t we all? <3
  • Laurie – She is another wonderful artist! I absolutely love her sketches.
  • Zu – Or Tim. He’s… Er… A strange one. xD But I love him to death, Zelda shirt, plaid boxers and all! <3
  • Ryan, or Crim – Yet another artist, and fellow roleplayer. He’s a snarky sarcastic bastard. But I do so love to tease him.
  • Angel – She is amazing. <3 Known this chick for at least a year now.
  • Sex Waffle – He’s so sweet and adorable and is always there for me. <3
  • Paul – I actually met him on fubar.com, but he’s the person I play WoW with most often. I love him to death too. <3

That about sums up the people in my life who will in all likelihood be mentioned. They help make me who I am and help shape my views on life. Now we’ll really get to me! I’ll try to keep it short, I promise!

The Gist:

>> Music = life.
>> I’m a true Taurus. ^_^
>> Literacy/spelling/grammar freak, FTW.
>> I suck so bad at drawing guys. D:
>> I love a man in tattoos.
>> I also love men with long hair.

Likes

>> Reading
>> Drawing
>> 80s music <3
>> Motley Crue & Cinderella
>> Sushi
>> Love Spell from Victoria’s Secret
>> Italian food
>> Knott’s Halloween Haunt
>> Halloween in general
>> Key Lime pie
>> CSI Las Vegas
>> text messaging

Dislikes

>> Onions
>> Rap music
>> Extreme temperatures [really hot or really cold]
>> Cockroaches
>> n00bs
>> Having nothing to do.
>> Illegal man-made drugs.
>> Narrow-minded people.